Did you know that Dark Elixir is just Elixir that was food coloured?
When it's the winter theme how do the Ley Lines not break!?
Where do the villagers get the donuts from? I don't remember stocking my Town Hall with Donuts...
I know why goblins like gold! Because they need to upgrade their bases!
How do those things in my lab upgrade the troops? Do they like, take a barbs DNA then add random crap to it then inject it back in him and clone him?
How does the builder enjoy laying in the grass all the time?
Do the villagers and builders have some seceret bunker in the TH that they hide in? I mean, you destroy the TH!!!