FANDOM

  • Whitemare or an extremely, I dont know

    Like buildings, troops in COC can have weird, op, or downright crazy suggestions

    Here are craziest troop suggestions I came up with (these will be stated as lvl1)

    1.Hippos

    Dps:1000

    Speed: 1 tile per second

    Health: depends on how much it ate

    Favorite target: the building that contains the most food, namely, the town hall

    Housing space:20

    Training time:3 months (hippos are stupid)


    2.Paper wasp

    Dps:4

    Speed:1,000,000 tiles per second

    Health:2

    Favorite target: wizard towers (1,000,000x damage plus immunity)

    Housing space:0.00000000001635284757816352847578.....

    Training time: 1 yocto second (10^-24 second)


    3.Fly

    Dps:0

    Speed:0

    Health:0 (die when deployed)

    Favorite target:0

    Training time:0

    Housing space:0


    4.Magmahound

    Dps:4000000

    Speed: 1,333,736,845 mph

    Health:9,999,999,99…




    Read more >
  • Whitemare or an extremely, I dont know

    Don't worry, this will never happen in COC, so this blog is for entertainment purposes only and shouldn't be taken seriously, as doing some of this stuff IS possible and will probably lead to you getting banned.

    This is simple. I got some good stuff for this.

    Here's the top ten best ways to defend yourself against every player at once

    10. Upgrade your mortars and wizard towers to lvl 1937, this will generate large explosions and deal large damage to troops.

    9. Get interplanetary missiles, as they can shoot targets anywhere on earth.

    8. Call the Death Star (Star Wars credit), as it can decimate large cities to bring an advantage to your troops.

    7. Make the Earth electric for 10 seconds, as this will kill every pekka on the planet.

    6. Make a weird …

    Read more >
  • Whitemare or an extremely, I dont know

    It's a rare player, but some higher folks do it. Here are some helpful tips on how to identify this kind of promotion snatcher:

    • He is rude and insults people
    • He says he will give everybody stuff if he is promoted
    • He bullies, threatens a players life, tells someone to commit suicide, or threaten to delete player accounts after something doesn't go their way
    • he mocks lower players (one did to me, laughing at me saying I had lvl1 dragons, but I'm th7, so I'm good if I have dragons) or if he says that you have a horrible defense, or scolds you for being rushed
    • he curses
    • he acts stupidly, unless he gives proof that he's faking for other players entertainment
    • he doesn't follow a troop request if it asks for specific troops (unless he can't because ther…
    Read more >

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.