- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Some people can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through ground.
- Only one man survived Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. He was so surprised at his achievement that he died of shock.
- CHUCK NORRIS
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