• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  Too bad he has never cried.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Some people can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through ground.
  • Only one man survived Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. He was so surprised at his achievement that he died of shock.

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